Up early this morning, haven’t eaten in 30 hours. I’m heading into a clinic to get my first colonoscopy. To those who have already had one: ha-ha, now I’m getting one, too. To those who have not yet had one: ha-ha, your turn will come.
And here is the punch line: the person who will perform this profound procedure is a fellow by the name of Dr. Netherland. If this were a work of fiction, I’d call that a rather obvious abuse of poetic license.